I cleaned my closet and it's still dirty

   I cleaned my coset the other day, which is the bizarrest thing because I never clean but whatevs moving on.  The best part was finding what is apparently my mother's old sweater vest from high school.  I don't know how it got into the floor of my closet.  I don't know why I didn't pick up on its fabulousness whenever I threw it on the floor.  But here it is and oh my god I am so excited about incorporating it into my wardrobe.

i am an awkward ostrich

being michael jackson

this is kind of the best picture of me ever thank you camera

annnnnd derpin it up

   jeans - forever 21|denim vest - forever 21|sweatervest - vintage

   Sadly, I didn't find any other wonderful garments in my closet, although I did find that I can still fit into a size 12 (children's, mind you, I'm not that large) and I haven't grown since age 10.  I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this.

   Side note - ignore the twin trash bags.  I said I cleaned my closet.  I did not say what I did with the clothes.

Hi folks

   This is a teensy bit awkward because I feel like I'm talking to myself.  It also feels like NaNoWriMo, which I do not have good memories of.  But alas, I shall forge on into the unknown universe of bogging.  Not bogging.  Blogging.  I'm pretty sure the Swamp People people do bogging.  Yay typos and yay puns.  I told you this would be awkward.

   I think I should probably write down what I want from this blog otherwise I'll forget.

1. I want to document my fashion adventures.
2. I want to document my sewing/DIY-ing adventures.
3. I want a place to show off my fashion and sewing and DIY skills!!!  Holla!
4. Annnnnnnd I want a place where I can just generally give a snarky commentary on everything that happens or has ever happened or could ever happen.  Not limited to one tense, chitlins.

   Mostly, though, I am the most absent minded person ever.  And I'm bad about writing tons of run-on sentences, which is basically a sin according to like, every English teacher ever.  So I'm hoping that this will help me focus on a project and make me  better writer.  I will be really amused if anyone ever reads this thing.  Hi if you're reading this!  Ahhhhhhhh okay I'm done now.